Hi, I’m Zeus, a monstrous tuxedo cat with a magnificent personality. This morning, I was awakened from a well-deserved deep sleep when my keen hunter senses detected the odor of my devilish enemy, Cheddar Chipmunk. He had infiltrated the basement walls of Belle’s Bed and Breakfast in Pair-a-dice, Wyoming.
Before I could uncurl from my after-breakfast nap, I heard the basement door open. I shuddered. “Oh, No,” I meowed. My Human hates chipmunks. And Cheddar knows it. The rotten varmint dashes back and forth across the floor, so he can watch poor Belle dance.
It is not a pretty sight. She dances on her elderly tiptoes, turning in circles, jostling about, waving a broom left and right. She screams so loud I am forced to cover my ears with my paws. To read the entire story click here.
